Allright. I don't often call Bullshit, but this is bullshit. Why the fuck did this get through the hopper? Why the hell am I being subjected to Joe Satriani's wanking... with no hint of irony whatsofuckingever? I'm really hoping the forthcoming comments can salvage this page.
When I was a child I had several Joe Satriani cassette tapes that I used to listen to. Received unsolicited from a Colombia House subscription. Amazing anyone remembers the guy. I suspect that merengue would be better tube-bending music.
It got through the hopper because it's fucking amazing. It's fun to watch, it has reasonable music, and as a manual machinist I have to give this 5 for evil, because all the pipe benders out there are now going to have to look for a job either programming these things or going to have to nicely say "Just... don't get it in my eye".
Holy shit. It turns out you can follow POE for 10+ years and then one day be suddenly confronted by the awful realization that a significant portion of it's members are both Pipe Bending Enthusiasts and Unabashed Satriani Fans. It's enough to make a guy want to change his shitty username to Monkey's Uncle! Amirite? Hey guys...? Hey...