He comes from a planet of clones where everyone looks and acts exactly like him. He traveled here with Mitt Capson and Mitt Lok'ghan, but their ship crashed and they both died. Romney joined the mormon church because it was the most homogeneous group on the planet, and so reminded him of home.
Every time anyone trots out the "corporations are people" or "money is speech" bullshit they should promptly and swiftly be greeted with a rock to the fucking head.