I figure just wait a while and they'll all be gone; problem solved.

You get to doing some pretty weird shit down there, don't you Mark.

What are you talking about Baleen?

I'm talking about you eating your mom at some point.

I've never done that. Don't be so judgmental baleen. I've seen people around me who've lost close loved ones do weird stuff. But after a good amount of time they recover.

Eric Cartman.

D:

My alarm here that someone is playing this up is that apparently she had time to apply and the film crew show up somewhere in that span of two months her husband has been dead. Unless this was the film crew dropping everything before she ate all the ashes or went for treatment, the show would have been contacted while the ashes were still cooling and one could sorta expect her to still be in the immediate aftermath of his death. I feel like she added the ashes snacking to sweeten the deal after the crew said "um, carting an urn around a week after his death is tragic, but not horrible"...

...or I'm just being cynical and in fact these shows pretty much show up on one day's notice to film a freakshow before they go into therapy.