"After the shot went off, my training took over...I called my parents."

Haha, I didn't realize calling mommy and daddy first after you shoot yourself is part of gun safety training.

Also, negligent discharge. It's good that these hicks are too dense to realize the homoeroticism that is part of their daily conversations.

I submitted one of this guy's videos a few months ago, why no linked tags?

Yeah, good luck on the 'not getting ridiculed' thing, fatty.

The preview image is more than enough for me.

I've had three negligent discharges but I love my kids just the same.

"I had a negligent discharge...."

....and.... five stars.

His accent kind of comes and goes.

He's pretty concise and thorough aside from the NRA-speak at the end and the politically correct hyperbole of a term to refer to shooting oneself.

"Safe and responsible gun owner..." ...by playing out a fantasy where some asshole liberal was tryin ta kiss me and I was forced to defend myself before lips made contact at point blank range.

"I just fuckin shot myself."

"I'm not making this video for sympathy, and I'm not making it to be ridiculed."

I'm sure the Internet can help you with one of those.

My duplicate comment should at least have had stars. And I'm not even drunk.

BANG!

Oops. Damn.

This video right here is a heartfelt, emotional PSA to the fellow gun nut community calling for greater gun safety when trying to show off on youtube. Imagine what it must take for this guy to make such a public mea culpa. It's still funny as hell, but damn, I feel sorry for this poor bastard. He grew as a person after this.

"I experienced an accidental discharge of my Helios ACP-1345eee.xvst 511 thumbdrive twoseventeenfourfourfourfourfour COBRASNAKETURBO full metal jacket 9nine9nine9nine9nine Special Edition PowerSIX AirLite Comfortgrip Smoothaction Easypull Sensitiveskin Triggergaurd System EliteXXX Sportsman"

God, ouch.

Stupid fucker.

Negligent discharges happen to idiots that shouldn't own guns. Too bad he didn't shoot his dick off so there would be no chance he could reproduce.

And this, children, is why you should not engage in defensive retention. Do your kegels and avoid negligent discharge!

While I appreciate that he doesn't want this to "happen to you", all I can say is trust me, if he knew me, he'd hope I got negligent discharged.

I like how he pointed out that the reason he shot himself was that "things just happen". He learned nothing from this episode.

Five stars for the fact that someone would actually post a video of themselves doing this for the entire world to see, instead of making sure no one ever finds out about it happening, ever.

God bless the internet and reverse evolution.