|IrishWhiskey - 2011-08-30 |
It's in the same series as this classic:
What it'd love to see is God giving a counterpart lesson to this:
"So remember kids, no ejaculating unless it results in a baby, no gay stuff, and if you rape her, you have to marry her. Incest, concubines and child brides taken as prisoners of war are also fine. Any questions?"
"So do night emissions count?"
"Oh yeah, you're going to hell for that one. Next?"
"Why did you put a g-spot up men's butts?"
"I like to make the stuff that will resulting in your being tortured for eternity appealing. Same reason I created Satan and that talking snake. After all, I can't make it too easy, or heaven will be crowded with douchebags. Same reason that for most of your 6,000 year history, I only told a handful of desert nomads all the important stuff humans needed to know."
Watched the other video. You would think a superhuman imagination would be required to keep believing religious nonsense, but they reused 80% of the script.
That's the funny thing. God would suck as a sex ed teacher.
I think the key to believing anything you're told is a LACK of imagination, actually. Because imagination requires thinking, and these are people who are quite happy to let others do that for them.
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2011-08-30 |
Life really must be hell for whoever thinks this shit. Tee hee, "hell".
Also, Miss Krabappel? Really? Surely a generic Smith, Anderson or other name would have done instead.
|Riskbreaker - 2011-08-30 |
He seems like a pretty cool guy.
|Pompoulus - 2011-08-30 |
Yeah thanks to Satan your daughter's not knocked up, you're welcome.
|Macho Nacho - 2011-08-31 |
Satan wants you to have fun with sex and wear glow-in-the-dark condoms while doing it.
What a disgusting motherfucker.
|Xenocide - 2011-08-31 |
I'm glad they decided to trot out the dusty old "CLINTON TURNED OUR CHILDREN INTO PERVERTS" meme.
Suggestion: do a drug ed class next with the devil going "Our bestest (recent) president, George W. Bush did a lot of blow in his youth, and look where it got him!"
|charmlessman - 2011-08-31 |
I was on his side until the sweatpants with words on the ass part. DAMN YOU, SATAN!!!
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