That's not your living room, Lou Rawls. That's a kid messing with MS Paint effects. Do you even have a living room?

Sega CD existed for exactly 2 days.

CRYSTAL'S PONY TALE

32x is 40x faster...Segaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

Hey, you know a guy can't spend his whole life in his living room. Sometimes he has to hover over the deck of a yacht.

God, this is everything that was wrong with Sega in 1994 condensed into a 9 minute video clip. The two games that were worth a shit (Dynamite Headdy and Ecco 2) weren't even developed by Sega.

Lou Rawls was 61 when this video was produced. Just sayin'.

Style over Substance.

Shit, growing up, my siblings and I got the Game Gear Sports Pack and I never even knew it until now.

Lou Rawls' smooth voice contrasts so nicely with the obnoxious X-TREME Sega advertising. For some reason Lou Rawls followed by screaming SEGA! heads just broke me up laughing.

Supper-club soul was a brief fad among 90's tweens.

3:15

40 TIMES FASTER