The Internet was so much cooler back in the 90s. It was all flashing lights and space robots and tubes made of fluorescent glowing numbers that lead to magical interstellar wonderlands where VR-headset wearing cyberpunks would hang out and swap hacker stories.

Now it's just cat videos and Twitter. Fuck you, Internet!

You can't steal physical objects through a phone line, Major Modem! You're looking at a court martial for this!

The coolest ad for a tv card ever

Needs more countdowns.

the camera makes me feel like im playing Descent

Using fire to propel through water? what? Get the fuck off my screen major fakedom

Miro, I remember that.

Those are Mechwarrior cockpits strapped on your shoulders, don't lie.

I guess Clancy Brown needed SOMETHING to do between Highlander and Superman: the Animated Series.

This video would have taken at least 47 hours to download on dialup, thus losing its effectiveness.