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Play-dough addiction is a terrible thing.
How do you catch a crook That can hide inside a book
It's like the tragic twist to one of those E or VH1 biography shows.
So I'm going on record as saying this is all just viral marketing to get people hyped for Eddie Murphy's upcoming oscar hosting gig.
Live a healthy, vice-free life, don't take unnecessary risks, and ultimately get killed by a man in a Gumby costume. This is why I smoke.
aw, they left out my favorite detail, which is that the clerk called it in and described the suspect as "a green Spongebob Squarepants". WHAT'S WRONG WITH THIS GENERATION (or whichever generation the clerk belongs to)?
I figured it was just some FOB Pakistani.
He was once a little green ball of clayyyy GUMBY! Let's all see what Gumby will try todayyy GUMBY! He can walk up to any clerk, with his douchebag pal Pokey, too! If you've got smokes then Gumby will hold up youuu!
He took his Gumby paw and put it in his Gumby pocket. Gumby Gumby... Gumby.
I'm Gumby, damn it!