The simplest solutions are always the best.

Big Balls week, please?

Physics, motherfucker. Learn it.

masticles

augh. my beer

in the eighties, when Jim Bakker was at the height of his power and influence, he bought a gigantic boat

he quickly found out that the boat was too big to fit under the bridge that split the lake

so he squeezed his political friends to try to lower the lake - permanently - by several inches

his request passed through many layers of city and state government and almost happened before finally being killed

I hate this fucking city

A use for geometry in real life.

very carefully

Magnificent!

Hey boat. How's it hangin ?

So it turns out all those guys with Truck Nutz are just trying to do wheelies. Who knew?

That is not the first time that captain has done that. 5 stars.