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Nintendo should have went with horndog for a few of the games.
*horndog link*
Anything ending in -ed, -ing or "me" gets a beep. Instant comedy.
Link sure was a jerk in this show.
OK, "Mmmm, shut up and fuck me" was worth a five. Also, the Gannon sequence at the end.
"Here's your piece of the Triforce chunk, now *beep* me!" We all wanted Ocarina of Time to end like that...
Snooki want smoosh smoosh!
So *beep* funny.
Almost every joke is just bleeping "kiss" so it sounds like "fuck".
You're right, but "Oh boy, fucking time!" made me laugh all the same.
I vote for "Only one way to tell you apart! A fucking contest!"
Fuck off Gannon!
That was the best one.
I'm confused by Zelda's flesh-colored pants.
Odd, I don't remember Princess Zelda running around in tights and thigh-high boots.
I never understood why Link didn't ditch the princess and hook up with the fairy.
He's gay.
...oh. I gotcha.
Not all elves are gay. Just most of them.
Especially once it was established that she could turn into whatever she wanted to.
Honestly, other people have done this type of stuff. And better. But I'll give 3 stars for effort, and for those two times the random "fuck me" line became funny again.
"...my father was King of the Fairies, you know".
Laughed. Not ashamed and yes I know I should be.