Five stars for the zenimax corporate dudes. "like rats hittin' the feeder bar for a food pellet"
Minus many notional stars for wasted opportunities for comedy. What the fuck did they put out on the invite, "please dress like a sloppy motherfucker"?
Let's not forget the payola chorus, singing the praises of the great and allmighty Gamebryo engine. Which to those who can see the emperor is naked, looks like a giant pile of turd with shadows that are worse than Quake 1. And crashes every hour on the hour.