erratic should have thrown in some of the real things he's said just cuz they make as much sense.
citrusmirakel I hereby call a moratorium on this joke. It gets used for every BLR.
erratic hey guys, hey! Citrusmirakel is here! he's figured out how we should all talk on the internet. quiet down everyone, let him teach us things.
fatatty To be fair, that joke is used a lot. But to be fair, that joke is also a salient reminder that random gibberish is not far off from the actual mouth noises made by most of the applicants for the most powerful job on the planet.
Pope Caius Because fuck democracy. I think now's a pretty good time to install a God-Emperor.