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Leave them alone. Don't give them money or matches. Don't encourage them to gamble or use an escalator.
Jet Bin Fever
Shop dude at the end is laughing his ass off.
Rodents of Unusual Size
That dude has the best job in Uzbekistan.

I guess Borat was right about them.
Rodents of Unusual Size
No no no, that shithole is Kazakhstan.

This shithole is Uzbekistan.

They're different because Uzbekistan is #3 in the world for torture. They even have their own Orwellian "Peace Ministry" devoted to it.

I know what nationality Borat is. This video shows Borat and the Kazaks are right in their opinions of their neighbors. The Kazakhstani national anthem even states "Kazakhstan friend of all except Uzbekistan. They very nosey people with bone in their brain. "

Rodents of Unusual Size
Oh yes! I forgot about that part. I remembered the part of the anthem that mentions their mineral wealth, though.

Take that, Uzbekistan!

Herman Cain was right about Uzbekibekisbekistan.

i love how quickly everyone else helps. "hold on bro, uzbeks on the escalator again. ok. what were you saying?"

Dread Pirate Roberts
I had a long explanation of how they were holding the hand rail wrong, but deleted it. Who cares, it's funny as hell.
They look like they're gripping the rail so hard it can't move.

Also is it just me or are those escalators really fast?

The stairs, they move. An evil spirit has possessed them.
I was actually stunned by the level of difficulty they seemed to be having.
The Townleybomb
So I guess Uzbeks are like the Amish of Russia?
Corpus Delectable
I remember marveling at the ability of third-world children to head-butt juggle a soccer ball by the age of 5.

I imagine that Uzbeks marvel similarly at my ability to gracefully ride an escalator at the tender age of 40.

Truly, I am like unto a god.
The most amazing thing is that everyone seems to know where the escalator off switch is. I can only guess this happens a lot.
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