Unplug the TV. Then get a baseball bat.
2045, when the draft went into effect. We were watching reruns of the Big Bang Theory on a fold-out mattress, and then they came for us.
How do you smoke that much and stay that fat?
Or would she just be that much more enormous if she didn't smoke?
I was talking about the kid...that voice...
How does she resist the urge to kick her kid in the face?
This week, on kids who shouldn't have game consoles...
|Hank Friendly |
How is that abusive? The only one being abusive is the little prick. She should smack him.
I guess allowing her son to become such a fat piece of shit is kind of abstractly abusive, through neglect (perhaps)?
|American Standard |
1) Repeatedly kick, punch, and slap your own mother, while screaming expletives.
2) Wait for mother to lose patience and slap you, softly and ineffectually, once on the thigh.
3) Scream abuse.
Fuck it indeed.
This was in a hotel in Las Vegas, which is like a prism to shine the depression in a million awful directions.
|Jet Bin Fever |
My dad really would've let me have it had I laid a finger on my mom like that.
|Jim Quin |
America: the microcosm.
Is this that same kid who was wearing a diaper in the other videos because he was too lazy to use the toilet?
If this was my kid, I would ground him, take away phone/computer/TV/radio/music/toys/ and feed him nothing but nutri-loaf for every meal until he learned to respect me. The only thing I would allow him would be approved literature and writing materials. Either he would learn to respect me or he would become a literary genius.
Nah, the diaper kid from the "Fat Kid Rages Hard" video was some Canadian who's mom had a heavy accent. He was also a lot more verbally whiny and annoying if that's possible.
Canadian authorities actually saw those videos and ended up taking the kid away from his mom, which is why we all abruptly stopped seeing videos of his tantrums.
The more you know.
Basically, you are sayng you would put forth actual consistent effort - as opposed to this woman, who put forth the TV and probably lots of junk food, and now can't imagine how all the half-attentive lack-of-care she let pass for parenting has turned her boy into this.
Not enough belts in the world.
|Hammer Falls |
Start folding up the fold-away bed. Whatever bone break stay in Las Vegas.
I am going out on a limb here and defend the child in this video. Annoying? Yes. Over weight? Yes? Mitigating this is the unknown facts that lead to him being this way. Remember, this is still a child.
Well shit, I guess I'll turn coats here. HE definitely has a self-defeatist, everyone's against me vibe. It doesn't seem to be a communcation problem considering the end. They probably live in a shit hole house and/or neighborhood. I don't think it's anything he did considering how outwardly angry he is. Pretty demanding mother too. As kennydra pointed out "half-assed demands"
Probably a divorce happened and the mother ain't doin' shit to help out.
|Robin Kestrel |
Put your shoes on.
Awful child is a result of awful parenting. She's so half-assed with her demands, no wonder he doesn't listen to her. Ugh.
Also, she made a huge mistake in arguing with him. He won't put shoes on? Well, it's really going to suck when Mom & everyone else is sitting in McDonalds chowing down on fat and corn, and he can't come feed his belly because his bare feet aren't allowed. Or, you know, whatever - parents are missing out on a really good motivator : Actual Consequences. Though, even these require some ability to think and a willingness to put forth some small effort.
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