|sosage - 2012-04-15 |
Gay phallic iceberg
Thrust in America's hole
Your liquid fills us
Subtle Titanic Haiku
|Senator_Unger - 2012-04-15 |
Yeah, the military has been enforcing Christianity since Constantine so I'm not really crying for you.
|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2012-04-15 |
The intellectual glacier of American conservatism.
|StanleyPain - 2012-04-15 |
Holy shit, they just take that metaphor and beat the shit out of you, Sonny Corleone style.
|Toenails - 2012-04-15 |
Okay, well.... that wasn't what I was expecting...
So don't address gay rights head on cause your flimsy boatload of "moral superiority" will sink to the bottom of the sea?
Is that what they're saying? That their hull will get ripped a new asshole, if you will, if they don't beat around the bush on their oppression of gay people?
Also they are "taking on water". Is this a diaper fetish thing? Christians are fucking gross.
|The Mothership - 2012-04-15 |
well, if the ship is already sinking we may as well all fuck each other silly and not give a fuck. right? is that what they're saying?
that's not how sex works, you can't fool me.
|Vaidency - 2012-04-15 |
The homosexual agenda is like an iceberg. It already appears huge and intimidating, but it's actually so monumentally gigantic that any attempts to resist it are pure folly. The only hope is to just get out of its way.
Point taken, fundies.
Alternative interpretation: Christianity is the man-made contraption that appeared so sophisticated and durable until it wrecked itself in a collision with a force of nature far larger, older and stronger than itself.
|cognitivedissonance - 2012-04-15 |
Homosexuality is an iceburg.
Iceburgs can be defeated by heat.
Heat can be made by greenhouse gases.
DRILL, BABY, DRILL!
|dairyqueenlatifah - 2012-04-15 |
Can someone please explain to me how homosexuality, even a rampant glorification of homosexuality like they're talking about here, would interfere with religious freedom?
Or is this just another case of "NOT ALLOWING ME TO FORCE YOU TO FOLLOW MY LIFESTYLE AND PRAY TO MY GOD = PERSECUTION OF ME AND MY FAITH!"?
All hardline groups, from governments to churches, hate fulfilled couples that don't produce kids period. Their loyalty is to each rather than the power hierarchy and they don't provide more followers.
Homosexuality is just a convenient, hidden way to express that because some people think anal froth is gross.
^ loyalty is to each other
|Blue - 2012-04-15 |
Here's an idea, why don't you get a jump on this issue by supporting a strong separation of church and state before the majority supports Gay Marriage and you can't get married or have to get gay married or whatever you assholes think we'll do.
|hammsangwich - 2012-04-15 |
Are people that watch this shit even worth saving, or should we just hope that a poisonous batch of Walmart chicken nuggets gets shipped out?
|memedumpster - 2012-04-15 |
I just kept imagining Jesus on the front of the ship with his arms out, proclaiming "I'm the King of the Jews!" Then, he went and painted the Apostle John naked, followed by drowning when Rome collided with the gay agenda.
I love Christian history.
|Robin Kestrel - 2012-04-15 |
Iceberg. Iceberg! ICEBERG!
|pastorofmuppets - 2012-04-16 |
A country whose original inhabitants were the victims of genocide and replaced by millions of Africans "lucky" enough to survive being trafficked halfway across the globe (and who were later bred like dogs) DOES NOT HAVE A MORAL FOUNDATION.
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