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Desc:...but was unable to outrun police.
Category:Crime, Sports
Tags:fat, gang, inexplicable farts
Submitted:smellslikefish
Date:10/06/12
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Comment count is 48
fedex
At first I thought that was a

i thought..

i..

uh..



...

whoa
Billy the Poet
Nemesis from the Sergeant Pepper's cartoon?

garcet71283
BOOMER!

BHWW
his skull is afloat in a sea of bloat
Xenocide
That man's neck contains another, normal-sized man.
Riskbreaker
For a moment i was thinking TFL Dwayne had finally gone berserk on the streets.
urbanelf
I can make fun of the fat man, too:

I bet he stores nuts in his neck.

It's not a normal neck.
SixDigitDebt
I did not get the inexplicable farts tag until the end.

Well played, sir.
GuyCorngood
Weird fatsuit-looking fat guy.
Doomstein
I wish:

1. He were chased, cornered and then attacked by police dogs.

2. Someone were there with a camera to film it.

Pillager
Doomstein,

Why?

It's not like the dogs could ever get their mouths around any of his gelatinous extremities.

Koda Maja
Dick Tracy villain?
Doomstein
Victor 'The Pelican' Espinoza.

cognitivedissonance
Brian Butterfield.

Merzbau
"Child annoyance"?
The Townleybomb
I bet the collars of all his shirts are constantly annoyed.

Caminante Nocturno
That's enough face for three people. At least three people.
CJH
imagine being pulled in to his "body area." like the end of akira.
STABFACE
Fuckin' stars for that, man.

chumbucket
Gang "member"? For god's sake this guy is a gang in and of himself.
spikestoyiu
Yeah, for his initiation, he was eat in.

urbanelf
There's something about the way he looks that reminds me of painted lead miniatures.
SteamPoweredKleenex
His mustache implies that he, or someone he keeps prisoner, grooms him regularly. I'm trying to fathom the amount of shaving cream needed to cover the relevant facial area, not to mention the thought that the experience of wielding the razor has got to be like using a small squeegee on a flat kickball.
Scurrie
Why in the hell would you not grow a beard to cover that shit up? It's sociopathic, and I guess so is kidnapping a child. Never mind.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I pity the poor policeman that has to do a cavity search in that thing.
Doomstein
Three words, Amigo.

Jaws

of

Life

SteamPoweredKleenex
I'd just get an air compressor and a hose. That way, you can lift the flaps of nasty-flesh without touching it, remove any contraband, and give a big "fuck you" to anyone you don't like standing downwind all at once.

Rodents of Unusual Size
I just realized he looks like that one lady that injected her face with Mazola oil.
Bort
Wait, that's not a guy from "Thumb Wars"?
smellslikefish
Also, notice that he doesn't seem to be wearing the shirt but merely holding it against his body.
themilkshark
He brought it into his body area

Robin Kestrel
I think his chin-flab might be holding up the shirt.

dead_cat
So what is he wearing if the cops didn't have a jumpsuit big enough to at least pull over his head?

boner
Looks like a Mad magazine fold-in.

shcoleosis
So he tried to hide the child under one of his meat flaps?
SteamPoweredKleenex
To be fair, the child could have just been pulled in by this man's significant gravitational field.

FABIO
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imaStonesFan in reply to toms9965 (Show the comment) 1 day ago 4


*sigh*
MacGyver Style Bomb
Come for the video, stay for the batshit insane YouTube channel.

takewithfood
Technically still just a double chin.
dead_cat
The things they can do with double chins these days!

Screwtape
Needs an "eat attack" tag.
memedumpster
I'm trying to imagine the police cornering this guy in a back yard, but I keep seeing images from Starship Troopers.
kennydra
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_(Disney)

oddeye
I was thinking more along the lines of the guy in the restaurant in "Meaning of Life"

John Holmes Motherfucker
Wow, that was SO gratuitous.
John Holmes Motherfucker
It's fucked up enough to be a 55 year old gang member.
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