Inquires are like local stores. Many of them carry the same things, and their stock can be bizarre and carry strange things you've never heard of or had thought to use. But Wal-Mart is one giant store that carries everything you could possibly want if you live a terrible life, and there are practically no pedophiles.
That is a NEWS MAN that just handed the Prime Minister a list of pedophiles he spent three minutes picking off the Internet. That is a NEWS MAN that the Prime Minister is lecturing on the merit of thorough investigation and avoiding a public witch hunt.
Guinea pigs are asshole rodents and pests who differ from rats in only three ways: they are fluffier, they are stupider, and they taste better. Cuy is delicious.
Phillip Schofield is still the shittiest, stupidest rodent of them all though.