Everyone in this video is a cartoon.
Needs a "What's wrong with your legs" tag.
Also was that Jennifer Aniston or Steve Tyler?
Apparently Sarah Jessica Parker is in this too, but I didn't see any hooves on anyone.
After watching this, I am watching "Donald Duck and the Gorilla" as a palate cleanse.
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"This isn't so bad, I don't see what all the contr...welp."
Thanks, Barney's! Because of my vagina, I can only dream of owning a pretty dress - at least until my man buys it for me. This lets me live the dream vicariously through a cartoon mouse in a bow!
I hate our culture.
Minnie's other dream was to be a horrific skinny mutant. Hopefully Mickey knows where to draw the line.
I was being cynical and saying to myself "Oh look it's the sex and the city bitches, what are they doing there?" and then the credits revealed to me that they really were in fact the Sex and the City bitches. Had no idea that was supposed to be Lady Gaga though, and I didn't know who any of those other people were.
The runway scene earns this five though. I wish I could wipe Goofy and Mickey from my mind.
But Cruella Devill is actually appropriately placed in this. She belongs in it, in fact.
Also, bearish guy in the shorts snapping photos isn't half as cute in real life as this cartoon counterpart would lead you to believe. Sigh.
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I couldn't care less about Mickey, but Goofy? Noooooooooooooooooo!
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Wow, this was...ill-conceived.
Anyone else notice the AOL logo at 1:28? Does Disney own that too?
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Why the long face, Sarah Jessica Parker?
Well, the Disney crew seem to have mastered that "I am profoundly bored by the products I am trying to sell you" look that models seem to favor.
Had someone given me ten million dollars and said "make a cartoon offensive to Disney, capitalism, women, clothing, and the history of all art, without including the eating of feces" I would have fallen far short of this.
I watched about the first minute in the hopper, and moved on, without another thought. I just watched the runway scene now. Holy heaven, what did I just witness?
Seriously fuck everything about Disney, even the classics.
Except for Never Cry Wolf, Darby O'Gill and the Little People, and The Straight Story. Those are OK.
Also leave out Dragonslayer.
The FX are still pretty cool, you have to love a dragon named "Vermithrax Pejorative," and it was the first Disney PG movie, which got them into a lot of trouble at the time. Several parents saw "Disney" on the posters and ignored the "PG" thing, and took their wee ones into a film where you got to see a princess's extremities being chewed off by baby dragons.
Ugh! They're hideous! Thank god Tinkerbell was there to set them right.
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