I guess it makes sense that conan could make the best video game review show ever without trying.
the title doesn't lie
|That guy |
I just gave this 5.
The Skyrim one is good too:
CAPTAIN PICARD VS. RON SWANSON'S ARMY OF NUNS.
http://teamcoco.com/video/clueless-gamer-conan-reviews-hitman-abso lution for people who can't see the youtube version.
The turtleneck comment got to me.
I can't watch this. Looks like it may contain spoilers, and I'm already fuming over hearing details about the first mission. Thanks Wikipedia. You're just gonna drop a bomb like 47 KILLS THE BEST CHARACTER IN THE SERIES. Fuck!
p.s. I am a nerd.
But it's a familiar, loveable kind if stupid, like the mildly retarded bulldog I had as a kid.
The games, I mean. The extended universe- the movie in particular- is just plain stupid stupid. I mean, how do you screw up central canon details like, oh I dunno, the fact that 47 is a hairless asexual CLONE created by combining the DNA of a half dozen international crime lords?! Can't believe that got screwed up. And some of the retconning in Contracts was pretty dumb, too.
I am curious to see how the ninja nuns fit in, though.
the fun segment where conan barely masks his true contempt for video games and the people who waste their time on them
I love how excited he gets whenever he kills someone with a bullet.
|The Mothership |
This had me laughing out loud.
I'm really hoping they put the game on easy for him.
This actually lays bare a lot of issues with game design in general. You forget how many of the conventions of the medium are accepted without question but in reality make no sense whatsoever to the outside observer.
It was also funny as shit.
Yeah it's not like the old days where you would punch a garbage bin and eat the chicken that would come out of it and then you'd beat the shit out of the leather gays that dry humped the telephone poles.
|Eroticus E |
Thanks for these. They're all really funny.
Someone's been using the body mulcher
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