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Desc:He's got a purse full of electronic toys, at a Virginia McDonald's right now, being awesome.
Category:Humor, Arts
Tags:awesome, cwc, sonichu, Chris Chan, tomgirl
Submitted:themilkshark
Date:02/02/13
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Comment count is 31
SixDigitDebt
Whoa.
baleen
haha it's funny because he's crippling autistic! When I get home, after I date rape my first passed-out Asian girl, I'm going to take my frat bro's out drinking and we're going to rap about some crazy standup comedy inspired by Tosh. I love myself.
Mancakes
The fuck?

themilkshark
I really do think he's awesome.

themilkshark
...and he isn't autistic. He's an aspie.

CJH
the other boys were unkind to you weren't they baleen

CIWB
You can be forgiven for thinking the song was written about Chris-chan, but it actually has nothing to do with him. It just fits his life very well.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYws8biwOYc

EvilHomer
That's not very nice of you, baleen.

memedumpster
Baleen has MPUAD.


asian hick
I'm with baleen on this. The whole Chris-chan obsession is gross.

themilkshark
Chris Chan is a lolcow. I'll keep milking the cow until it's not funny anymore. I'm still laughing. I'm sorry you fell for the emotional manipulation Christian employs through his entire life, but he deserves no pity. He wanted fame and attention, he got it.

baleen
I just think the interest in him is grosser than his retardation at this point.

themilkshark
Is it because he frequently shits his pants? I'll admit, that's pretty gross. Chris Chan isn't an isolated case. Plenty of self absorbed aspie man babies exist, and mooch off the system just as shamelessly. I get it, I bet the TV show Hoarders is "gross" to you as well, but lots of TV viewers find it fascinating.

baleen
You call him an "aspie" as if this excuses the online obsession with this fucking tragedy of a human being.

Asperger's, also known as "functional autism," is a pretty wide net. Bill Gates is an aspie. Edward Witten is something of an aspie. Most of the people who use this site probably would get some points on an autism test.

The functional part does not mean they are necessarily capable of understanding what their deeds mean or able to comprehend the harm they do to themselves or their family. Nor can they read the motivations of people around them intuitively. CWC can tie his shoes and respond to what people say to him in complete sentences, that's about as functional as he gets. A few twists of the genetic dial and he'd probably be walking around naked and pounding his head against the floor whenever he heard the sound of the doorbell. He eats his cum, shits his pants, and falls for every single troll that writes him. He tries desperately to "get attention," which to you is funny. I think it's really sad. I was entertained by him 7 years ago for a little bit until I realized that he has no fucking idea how human beings work.

I don't like people trolling Gabriel Channa either, I think she's likely going to commit suicide or wind up in permanent care somewhere. Why can't people just leave these people alone?

Before somebody tells me "this site is called portal of EVIL!" -- The idea is that we're looking at the evil, not participating in it, and not duplicating every piece of shit troll site on the internet. There's CWC shit everywhere. It's Reddit-level dross.

This is poking the gimp in the cage and nothing more. To people who are new to this old horse, have fun!

themilkshark
Yeah, I don't care. I get that you want to ignore the underbelly of society, and I keep reminding you of it, but you keep wasting your breath, so to speak. I don't feel bad for him. I don't care about his disability, he's a bad person by choice and it's entertaining to watch him emulate Peter Griffin as a viable adult role model. Sorry man.

fedex
I'm getting tired of Chris-chan
themilkshark
No you're not. Go read about how he drinks his cum and lives as a transvestite public nuisance at the CWCki.

fedex
B-O-R-I-N-G

Anaxagoras
The Chris-Chan thing is long since played out, but at least I discovered this song.
themilkshark
It's a good tune

Nikon
Thank you for this. I still enjoy going to the cwcki and clicking on random articles. Sometimes I come across one I haven't read or watched yet.
themilkshark
Same here. There is just too much hilarity spread across his entire lifespan.

dairyqueenlatifah
This makes me sad that there will never be another Chris Chan saga.
Cena_mark
Who says that the sagas are over? Sure he hasn't posted any new videos in well over a year and he's wised up to trolling, but there's still a chance he'll be back.
A whole new saga was beginning, but then his father died. Then he had another incident at the Game Place and now is on probation. Something tells me he'll be back to some old shenanigans once his probation is up.

EvilHomer
I think he'll be back. He's not dead, he's just resting, slumbering within the silent tors of some mist-shrouded isle, attended in his sleep by a host of faerie and Pokemon. One day, when the Internet is in it's hour of greatest need, he shall return to lead us once more.

Nikon
When the stars are right
when the Moon is in the Eighth House of Aquarius

MacGyver Style Bomb
He'll stay quiet just as long as he's seeing his court-ordered therapist. Of course, the sick bastards who catalog every single thing he does will figure out a way to provoke him again.

themilkshark
What's sick about giving someone the attention and devotion they beg for?

chairsforcheap
wait... i've run away from brawls... i could have sworn that's the only sensible thing to do...
themilkshark
You're wrong

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