|The Mothership |
Miss Henson's 6th grade class
Would. Short, built, curvy, and probably a wildcat in the sack. Sure, she's not exactly refined, but how much does that really count for?
Was wouldn't, up until a few months ago, when one of my friends pointed out that she kinda resembles Italian American pornstar Audrey Bitoni. Now would.
Oh come on. You would all have sex with Snooki if she gave you the time of day.
That's what you're talking about right?
Jet Bin Fever
One night in Snooki isn't worth a lifetime of shame and possibly herpes.
“Safe?” said Mr. Beaver; “don’t you hear what Mrs. Beaver tells you? Who said anything about safe? ‘Course he isn’t safe. But he’s good. He’s the King, I tell you.”
There was a report that Former Jersey Shore cast member Angelina was calling up WWE Officials trying to get a free ticket and was completely ignored. Glad WWE is waking up. Still could've done without the P Diddy show at WM.
P Diddy was at WM? Did John Cena get a chance to rap with him?
Doing what it takes to hold onto your 15 minutes of fame with bloody fingernails and broken teeth looks like fun.
Would I? If I couldn't smell her. But just by looking at her I can smell overwhelming body lotion, perfume that smells like a burned up motherboard with lavender and the waxy and powdery smell of too much make up.
On a different note, I bet being a mediocre wrestler that has no real star power or stage appeal but still being able to stay on for a few years while making little impact is how Casper van Dien feels every day.
I did not expect that.
Wow, I did not expect that.
|James Woods |
This occurrence came from outside of my expectations.
The whole thing is great but those last three seconds are perfect.
Next logical match is Snooki vs Kemonito
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