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Haven't at least a few of us here known a Carl sort of person?
I know I have.
They didn't even include the best one!
I still get a chuckle seeing Carl say "I knew there was something special about you. I mean, I knew you were a whore, but you are a TOTAL WHORE!" and then dry-hump this busted-up hooker.
Evah since my son was...never conceived due to never having consensual sex without money involved, I've always thought of you as...you know...WHO ARE YOU TAKIN TO DA SUPA BOWL
Carl was the only reason to watch Aqua Teen. But, he was a good reason.
Best Carl quote is the entirety of that episode where Frylock made him a jet powered toilet:
there were so many best carl quotes
BOW BA DOO DOO DO WOW MEEDLY MEEDLY MEEDLY
"Hello, lay-dees, say hello to Goliath. We had to order special elastic pants for him on da internet."
They included my fav:
Just say "Smith" again... it don't matter. None of this matters.
I haven't laughed that hard in a while. But then, none of this mattas.
It's like my pool is tearin' ass around the backyard...