|Sanest Man Alive |
That darn gun just misfired right when his thumb was in front of the barrel! Guns are just so tricky!
There is no "place thumb at end of barrel" step in any process of owning, operating, repairing, or committing suicide, with a gun. The gun cannot go wrong during a step that does not exist.
I can imagine it being a step in a thickheaded attempt at insurance fraud, too. That only goes to further prove memedumpster's point, though.
I'm starting to think that guns need guns to defend themselves from gun owners. Some kind of intelligent weapon bonus or AI or runes of binding or something.
It wasn't his fault, the coffee was too hot.
If the shit really hit the fan they'd be using him to eke out the Spam.
This is Obama's fault. It must be.
I wish Midget Digit were a tag.
Jet Bin Fever
It would open a whole new realm of NSFW possibilities!
"Gun culture" tag also works. Or Darwin award...
Shooting yourself in the hand is gun culture, but fainting from it is pretty poseur. He should have been swearing a lot and admitting his own carelessness.
|Caminante Nocturno |
And, as the giant mutant mantids closed in, drawn by the sound of his gun going off and the scent of the cholesteral-laden prepper blood spilling from his hand, his last thoughts were of his beloved stockpile of macaroni.
I want to say this is a dupe, but I can't rule out the possibility that it just happened again.
I want to inspect the firing pin on the EMT dude.
As long as he keeps his hat and glasses on.
That's fucking horrible. I'm only saying this in hopes of coming off as more human than everyone else in this room, because I'm an elitist.
Good to see the only person actually prepped for Doomsday (i.e. needing to provide first aid) is the film crew, not the preppers.
| Register or login To Post a Comment|