jreid My tattoo artist wore black gloves. Seeing them reminds me of his casual conversation go-to about a hooker he once knew who had a regular who would request she lay under a glass table and masturbate while he took an enormous shit on the table. This was on of her bread-n-butter accounts where she'd weekly rub one out while watching a fat, middle-aged dude shit on a sheet of glass 10" above her face. No fucking, no nothing - just hundreds of dollars to watch a turd spawn while wanking.
Jet Bin Fever I saw Goblin in concert a few months ago. It was amazing.
memedumpster See, right there, the immediate reflex to rub the dick on the counter top completely undermines the hygienic factor of the disposable fleshlight and creepy ass gloves.