|Adham Nu'man |
Making spelunking boring and even more unsexy.
|Oscar Wildcat |
Because cooking the stuff in butter and eating it is just too civilized for this wildman.
Based on his techniques, I should be obese.
I think his cave is near a golf course.
|infinite zest |
ugh. I couldn't make it past 3:15. Spoil if you need to but is he just smoking pot the whole time or does he do something cool?
"Now, I don't know if anybody's ever shown how to breathe into the intestines."
If you've ever had gas cramps you know that the last thing you want is air in your goddamn intestines, you fucking kook.
|pyslexic dharmacist |
Based on how easy it is to see his ribs, I'm willing to believe he hasn't eaten in a while. Water, obviously he wouldn't last more than a few days. "Your stomach is a third lung." Shine on, you crazy diamond.
|Xenagama Warrior Princess |
"I live on the land"
Has candlestick holder he bought from Homegoods in the background for .99
|Jet Bin Fever |
I want to lock this guy in a jail with no food or water for weeks and see how long before he dies.
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