|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Are they back in the house? Looks like one of Barb's mountain of shit stacked up on the right side of the screen there.
That looks way too clean to be their house. My guess is that they're still bumming it somewhere, and what you're seeing is the beginning stages of their newest mountain of shit.
Cherry Pop Culture
This video was from awhile ago. I don't know what they were able get out from the fire.
yeah, this video is from june i guess. So this is from inside the hoarde.
Is that supposed to be Anne Boleyn in the painting that's sometimes visible to the left of his head? I know he has this delusion that he's somehow descended from a woman who had one child who died childless.
For the curious, here is his half-brother's website:
To the best of my knowledge, there is no mention of Chris anywhere on that site.
Shit, what happened.
|MacGyver Style Bomb |
Holy fuck, what did I just write?
CWC isn't welcome in most places, so this isn't a big surprise.
|Sexy Duck Cop |
Isn't Chris-Chan interacting with the outside world the best? Imagine being any one of the people Christian has incidentally become involved with over the years--the Jerkops, Mary Lee Walsh, Michael Snyder--and thinking "Oh, what an odd man. I shouldn't be too judgmental, though. He most likely has a developmental disorder of some fashion." You shrug, wish him the best, and the look up football facts on the Internet because that's the sort of thing normal people do.
Then somehow, someone sends you a link to his hand-drawn pansexual electric hedgehog vagina graphic novels where an elderly woman is getting fistfucked by a homophobic rodent in the middle of a six-page soliloquy about how it's okay to shit your pants if the computer people are chasing you again.
Things become even more gravy when the involved person googles his or her name - and finds that all of the top results extensively discuss that person's connection to CWC or CWCville.
Sexy Duck Cop
Christian's life moves through an unending sequence of Wagnerian Pussy Cycles that oscillate between Joyous Resurrection, Cataclysm, Pity, and Oh Fuck This Guy.
For example, this cycle consists of:
1) "Yeah, that Chris-Chan thing got kind of old after a while. His trolls are worse than he is hahahahahahaha wait wait now he's a tranny that launches Viking sieges against board game emporiums?"
2-3) "The Tomgirl thing was fun, but I'm really sorry his house burned down. It's a reminder that he and his family have some severe psychological problems that, while sometimes amusing, are serious illnesses in need of treatment."
4) "Did he seriously just bitch at someone who mailed him a gift card for Applebees'? Fuck that guy."
Yesterday was his bday.
this video is made infinitely creepier through the use of a better video camera. In his old videos, the quality was too poor to really see it, but in this, you can see his every tiny facial expression. This is like something out of a horror movie.
Sexy Duck Cop
Christian attempting sarcasm is kind of Lovecraftian in of itself.
I can't fathom why someone wouldn't invite Chris and Barb to their wedding. Nope. Not at all.
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