It's really weird the kind of "money shot" this 21st century of cinema verite porn goes for. First it was pretending to pick a girl up off the street so you can drive off without paying her, now this.
So... is it true or not? It's either pretty bad taste or completely fucked up.
I would not be surprised if there are guys that would get off on that.
I don't doubt it but who gets off on anything from the professional porn industry? Keep it homemade (and free) says I.
The genius is that the guy has already got off by then, so it's afterwards when he's in his refractory period and cleaning up while the video rolls on and then he sees that. That's the kind of thing that makes you question life choices.
My favorite "this is so fake why are you even bothering?" genre is College Fuck Fest where they pretend to stumble on a drunk passed out girl at a party. Everyone is completely cool with being filmed on camera committing a major felony and the company is completely cool with publicly selling it.
Then once roused, the comatose "drunk" girl suddenly becomes a super agile contortionist with great balance.
My favourite, BY FAR, is this one coming out of England right now where the premise is that an attractive girl[s] get into a taxi and then the taxi driver talks her into having sex. It's great because:
1) I can't imagine anyone's fantasy involves them driving a cab.
2) Half of them seem to have the actress just as turned on by the idea as the driver, if not moreso.
3) They all have thick British accents of one variety or another, making the already hilariously awful level of witty foreplay banter that porn is known for that much more embarrassing.
As for this page, I read the "Fake" post as EvilHomer, and I just took it for granted that EvilHomer was doing his explain-a-ludicrous-idea-in-an-insultingly-simplistic-way gimmick. Turns out it was John Holmes and he was being sincere[ly dumb]!
Yeah, Mr Holmes is learning well, my old padawan.
As for this, I believe it's real. The porn industry wouldn't betray our trust by lying to us. We rely on pornographers to accurately document things like, what happens when the pizza guy shows up but the college coed doesn't have enough money to pay, or, what will sassy ebony bitches do when they catch their man cheating on them with a white hussie, or, when you sleep over your friends house and his busty MILF mom comes in to fuck you, how long do you protest before saying ah screw it my friend won't find out. I cried when Dylan Ryder was executed at the end of Death Row Blow, and cheered when Magical Girl Ayomi escaped the clutches of the evil Rape Beetle by orgasming on it until it exploded, but this is life, and sometimes you have to take the good with the bad.
All of these things are true and accurate, so far as we know, but if we start to question the veracity of just one creampie video, the whole house of cards will come down!
See what I mean? The diction is exactly the same, but only one of them believes what they're saying.
John Holmes Motherfucker
The diction is exactly the same? Well, I guess they're both in English.
>>Yeah dude, not trying to be a dick here but I can't see a dude getting disbarred from the porn industry cause he got a gal up the duff. If he was hiding his HIV or something then sure, string him up by the balls and nail his sack to a post, then yank a noose around his neck while ramming large metal cylinders full of hot coals into his rectum and eye sockets, then open up his cranium and shit on his brain.
I didn't say that he would be "disbarred", what I said was that in such a small, insular community, if someone had died in childbirth, I think he would have found out about it.
The rest of my comment was directed at "creampie surprise", which is where they promise the girl on camera that the "actor" won't ejaculates inside her. He ejaculates inside her, she freaks out, and the video is posted on the "Creampie Surprise" website.
Yeah, I think that's fake, and I do think it would be highly actionable.
>>As for this page, I wead the "Fake" post as EvilHomer, and I just took it for gwanted that EvilHomer was doing his expwain-a-wudicwous-idea-in-an-insultingly-simpwistic-way gimmick. Turns out it was John Holmes and he was being sincewe[ly dumb]!
Typical disingenuous Hooker bullshit. He doesn't say WHY I'm being dumb. The post contains actual no argument, so if I was foolish to care what this sanctimonious dipshit said about me, I'd have to reconstruct his side of the argument in order to refute it. And then I'd be dumb for not understanding what he didn't say. He's either trying to jerk me around with an old troll technique, or he's just too lazy to back up his insults. I don't need to know or care which one it is.
Suck my dick, you insufferable turd. I'm going back to forgetting about your existence until the next time you annoy me by being a colossal jackass.
|Jet Bin Fever |
This submission, by nature of the title alone, is destined to become one of the most viewed on this site.
I really have never seen a more intriguing title for a video.
It's the hyphen that draws me in. I've never seen creampie spelt that way before, so mysterious!
|Spaceman Africa |
This leaves room for the sequel where Brooke's son drives across the country to murder Mario.
Brooke, the test came back, and the father... itsa me, Mario!
|Jack Dalton |
I'm shocked people thought this was possibly real and not some porn gimmick.
My pary are with the father
|infinite zest |
I'm not going to rate it because I can't find a video in the link, or the link to the original just the a picture of the spoiler at the end, which is frankly all I need to know on the subject, so moving along. Sucks (pun intended?) if it's true though.
You have incredibly high standards for a POETV submission about cream pie.
You can always find the video on pornhub, resubmit it, and see what happens!
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