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Desc:as explained by the world's perkiest, forced-cutesy YouTube host
Category:Pets & Animals, Nature & Places
Tags:animal, FOXegory, Boxxy, Catie wayne, aminal
Submitted:fluffy
Date:06/17/14
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Comment count is 57
John Holmes Motherfucker
What? You want her to TONE IT DOWN? I bet you also think Jimi Hendryx played too many guitar solos.
EvilHomer
Are you still talking to her mom?

baleen
You have watched her grow up.
In a sense, she is part of you.

Adham Nu'man
This was pretty much the perfect job for Boxxy.

John Holmes Motherfucker
We haven't been emailing a lot. The last time I heard from Lisa was a tweet a few days ago.

I'm not exactly crazy about this. Catie is an intelligent, ambitious young woman who, because of a weird accident, has a huge fanbase that wants her to say things like "I'm Boxxy, you see!" well into her thirties, even though if she did, they'd hate that. They want her to make new videos that are exactly like the old videos. It's impossible, and she knows it, so she's always trying to meet them halfway. The real Catie Wayne like "Breaking Bad" at least as much as "My Little Pony".

Here's my favorite Catie Wayne video:

http://youtu.be/JMUUkZQqFtY
wtf japan
Seems like she's been drinking.
Old_Zircon
I would be too, under the circumstances.

wtf japan
Oh, no doubt.

Adham Nu'man
I would watch a show where Boxxy downs a bottle of Jim Beam while talking about weird, gross and beautiful animals.

John Holmes Motherfucker
She's 5'3'' and 130 lbs. It would probably end with a 911 call.

When i think about her being drunk in this video, it's funny, but I question some of the possible implications here. If she got drunk and behaved exactly the same way, would that be different? Would it be less forced, more natural than this kind of loose, spontaneous, deliberately goofy performance? If it's fun to act drunk, is acting drunk without being drunk somehow lacking in integrity?

infinite zest
She seems cool. Reminds me of my ex who would get drunk and talk to our gerbils for an hour, forgetting that I was home too. I heard everything

John Holmes Motherfucker
My weirdest story is the woman who had a scrap book filled with nothing but pictures of Mel Gibson, and her dead father. To be fair, this was before Gibson's antisemitism became known.

infinite zest
I guess for Leaving Las Vegas, Nic Cage prepped by getting ultra-drunk and filming himself. When he was in filming for the movie, he was sober and just acted the way he acted when he was drunk.

That guy
Seems like she's ovulating from both fallopians; just really double-barrelling it.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Yeah, I NEVER go on and on about Boxxy unless provoked by POE.

I like how after repeated complaints about my tldr rants, i've worn ashtar down to the point where he's starting to enjoy them.

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My Drunk Zoo
Old_Zircon
From the front page thumbnail and description I was expecting Ms. Hannah Minx.
Scrotum H. Vainglorious
Every time I think she's cute she does a facial expression that reminds me of Rosanne Bar.
John Holmes Motherfucker
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memedumpster
I have doubts that she is doing this because she really always wanted to.
Old_Zircon
She has the same look in her eyes that I've seen in third-shift fast food cashiers.

Scrotum H. Vainglorious
And facial abuse videos.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Really? Is that so? :)

Jet Bin Fever
Oh yeah! This is that awful, untalented girl that John Holmes wants to bone! Just kidding, I know he wouldn't dare touch Caty or whatever her name is. He just has a weird fatherly association with her and her family. God she's so terrible. I can't believe I tried sitting through this.
John Holmes Motherfucker
God she's so terrible. I can't believe I tried sitting through this.

Well, I for one, appreciate the effort.

The first thing that I loved about this girl is the way she's always made POE recoil like vampires from sunlight. I still enjoy that. Whenever we have one of these little sessions, I always come away more content than before with the choices I've made.

I don't remember the exact words he used, but Hooker implied that my belief in Catie's talent was delusional. It's not, but this doesn't mean I'm not wrong about her. This is still something new in the world. YouTube isn't even ten years old yet, and there's nothing to measure this against, and no predicting where this will all come out.

At this point, I think her triumph over being the public urinal in a 4chan pissing contest is complete. She overcame the harassment of 4chan, and then she forgave 4 chan. She's now making friends with 4chan. In 2013 she was photographed with moot, and she appeared at a 4chan event (sponsored by mlp) in 2014. She always forgives. It's the goddamndest thing. I think that the association with 4 chan, as well as the association with Boxxy, is going to hurt her if she continues, but she follows the fans, and always meets them halfway, even when they seem to demand everything, her life and soul. She never loses her cool, and she never seems to lose her way. Also the goddamndest thing.

Honestly, she's doing fine, I'm the one who's running out of time, so I'm consciously trying to push myself toward other interests now, including my own less than promising youtube career, and not be such a catie fag. But I'll always be happy to have something like this to separate me from the rest of you.

EvilHomer
How did 4chan harass her? I thought 4chan *made* her. 4chan gallantly and selflessly elected her as their Queen; if it weren't for them, she'd still be a nobody like the rest of us.

ashtar.
I like how if you poke JHMF about Boxxy he always responds with a tl;dr rant. It's nice to know that we have the power to make him do that on command.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Yeah, I NEVER go on and on about Boxxy unless provoked by POE.

I like how after repeated complaints about my tldr rants, i've worn ashtar down to the point where he's starting to enjoy them.

EvilHomer
Johnholm Syndrome.

John Holmes Motherfucker
>>How did 4chan harass her? I thought 4chan *made* her. 4chan gallantly and selflessly elected her as their Queen; if it weren't for them, she'd still be a nobody like the rest of us.

4chan "made" her in the sense that the Nazis "made" Anne Frank.

4chan hacked her you tube account; threatened to dox her if she made a another video, then doxxed her anyway, photoshopped her into violent rape porn, organized trips to her house, left wird shit on her doorstep, posted rape threats on 4chan and in her youtube comments, got some guy who (according to her mom) she had never dated to tell them he's fucked her and posted the details online, forced her family to move.

And here's the thing. We only know about what these faggots did to her in cases where they uploaded the evidence. If they ever had the discipline and restraint to harass her and NOT brag about their criminal conspiracy on the internet like idiots, we would never know about it. Her mom has hinted at other stuff, and I didn't push it.

EvilHomer
But she's a celebrity. That's what people do with celebrities: try and learn personal details, hang out around their houses, and photoshop them into porn.

The public does this with Justin Bieber, with Miley Cyrus, with Jodie Foster, and now with Boxxy. The only difference being, Boxxy was a grassroots internet celebrity, rather than a traditional Old Media celebrity.

Jet Bin Fever
I don't give a shit about how 4chan feels or whatever. I was referring to the fact that she can barely read her fucking lines. She's terrible. I can't believe anyone would ask her to present anything.

Adham Nu'man
But the point being: who gives a shit about 4chan? I don't even know what the fuck 4chan is and I don't even WANT to know. Even the fucking name 4chan immediately evokes images of stupidity and "manchildrenliness" (a new word I just coined).

Why were you hanging around places for horrible kids? Why do you know so many details about a horrible little story? Do you study the details of every rape that occurs in Random Trailer Park #587 that occur in Texas and go and talk to the victims and their moms? If so, why? If not, why do the online equivalent of said investigative activity?

John Holmes Motherfucker
>>I don't give a shit about how 4chan feels or whatever. I was referring to the fact that she can barely read her fucking lines. She's terrible. I can't believe anyone would ask her to present anything.

And yet they do. It her full time job, and now they're now flying her around the world, and she just beat 15 other women in a poll for "internet goddess".

You don't have to like what she does. I didn't like it myself at first, and I wouldn't blame you at all if just turned it off the first time she said "aminal". But she's very good at what she does, amazingly good, really. And there are other things she does that aren't so cutesy.

>>But she's a celebrity. That's what people do with celebrities: try and learn personal details, hang out around their houses, and photoshop them into porn.

At the time she was a girl who had made three videos for friends, and forgot about them. Nobody even knew her real name, and a bunch of btards tracked her down by a going through a bunch of old videos, and finding something she's put up years earlier.

>>But the point being: who gives a shit about 4chan? I don't even know what the fuck 4chan is and I don't even WANT to know. Even the fucking name 4chan immediately evokes images of stupidity and "manchildrenliness" (a new word I just coined).

That was my point, actually. If I was Catie I would not want to be associated with 4chan.

>>Why were you hanging around places for horrible kids?

Are you talking about 4chan or POE?

>>Why do you know so many details about a horrible little story? Do you study the details of every rape that occurs in Random Trailer Park #587 that occur in Texas and go and talk to the victims and their moms? If so, why? If not, why do the online equivalent of said investigative activity?

What a question to be asked on POE!

It's not a horrible little story, because the innocent underage girl whose life had been ruined by a bunch creepy tough guys came back as a woman and reclaimed her image. Rapes have been going on in trailer parks for a long time, but Boxxy is something new in the world, and it's happening right in front of my eyes.

Believe me, I don't hang out on 4chan; I fucking hate it, but as I understand it, the original 4chan civil war was about breaking away from the tough guy culture that makes the web so horrible. Boxxy became the emblem of the newfags who wanted a kinder intrernet. I sympatize with that, but, unfortunately, Boxxy was a real person, and she became a target.

I don't know how anyone can not be fascinated by this. It's about the internet, and the invention of the communities and the culture of the future.

Adham Nu'man
I guess you see the Tienanmen Tank Man while I see some bullshit web drama.

I still think you give overestimate the importance to the "Boxxy events" waaaaay too much.

She seems nice in this video, her schtick goes well with informative videos about cute and curious animals. I thought these were meant to educate children and I thought it was nice that she could be making some money doing this, but then I watched a few more and she says "fuck" so I'm not really clear who the audience for this is...

John Holmes Motherfucker
>>I guess you see the Tienanmen Tank Man while I see some bullshit web drama.

Tienanmen Tank Man is a better analogy than a trailer park rape, but there are no really good analogies because this is something new in the world. If you're under thirty, maybe a little older, you may have the impression that exploding technological and cultural change has always been happening, but not really. The internet is the central cultural event of my lifetime, and maybe yours, too. A few years ago there was no internet as we know it, but there probably will be an internet two hundred years from now, if the oceans don't rise to cover everything. What's happening now is history. Believe it.

Binro the Heretic
I cut it off when she said, "aminals".
John Holmes Motherfucker
Jesus, I don't blame you one bit for that.

Hooker
:|
John Holmes Motherfucker
Suck it, sharks!

fluffy
I had no idea this was someone poetv already knew about. "Boxxy" tag added.
Adham Nu'man
Don't go there...

Jet Bin Fever
JHM will leave you walls of text if you say anything about her! He must defend her honor from us swine that think she'd be better off waitressing somewhere than presenting a web show!

EvilHomer
You've been gone awhile, huh?

ashtar.
I really love that you were unaware of this.

ashtar.
Boxxy on poetv is like the secret word on pee wee's playhouse.
POST REAL LONG AHHHHHH

John Holmes Motherfucker
I agree with the swine part, but her honor doesn't really need defending any more. It's been years since we first had this discussion, and in that time she's gone from success to success, and I enjoy reminding you.

And so, until next time...

Adham Nu'man
Ooooooooooh SNAP!

Boxxy 1 - POETV 0

Remember, we are witnessing History.

fluffy
@EvilHomer:

Apparently.

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