This is wonderful. I wish more conspiracy theories were like pulp sci-fi.
Pillager - 2014-06-25 If I ever lose my mind, I want to live in the kind of world that Dr Salla inhabits.
Billy the Poet - 2014-06-25 It took him 17 years to make Sergeant Major but only 3 for Captain? I find some aspects of this to be implausible.
Oscar Wildcat - 2014-06-25 It only took 3 years because the other 968 guys ahead of him were killed by the combined forces of the bugs and the reptiles. Duh.
oddeye - 2014-06-26 So he fucked around for 15 odd years, sheesh! You try getting a promotion when you are guarding the shitting hole, for fucks sake. Once he applied himself he just rocketed up the ranks.
Also I keep hearing "Captain Caveman"...
Rodents of Unusual Size - 2014-06-26 Obviously the CIA brainwashed him so he wouldn't talk about all the real shit he knows about the Grays and the Nordic beings.