|John Holmes Motherfucker - 2014-07-02 |
clop clop clop clop clop clop...
|joelkazoo - 2014-07-02 |
At least they came up with a proper parody title and didn't just call it "This Aien't My Little Pony" or "My Little Pony: The XXX Parody".
At least those ones seem to have decent set pieces and a sense of humor. I don't really know much if anything about mlp but this wouldn't make me laugh even if I understood the references better.
|subduralhematoma - 2014-07-02 |
If they wanted to market this to bronies they would have used painted horses instead of human beings. painted horses and lots and lots of peanut butter....
|Hooker - 2014-07-02 |
Wait, Jessi Slaughter... the fucked up kid on YouTube with the "consequences will never be the same" dad? Her being in porn already is far more tragic than there being brony porn.
No, I did a double take on that, too, but I'm almost certain it's a different Jessi Slaughter. Presumably a fan of hers (although that's a scary thought, in and of itself)? The real Jessi Slaughter is extremely messed up; last I'd heard, her dad had died, she'd shacked up with a couple thirty year old guys, and she'd turned into a FtM transsexual, only to be rejected by the LGBT community for not being trans enough. However, I don't think she's 18 yet, and she is not doing porn.
Not anymore, at any rate. There was all that porn she did back when she was twelve, you know, the stuff that landed her in a group home and lead to the FBI investigation that uncovered all that violent abuse she'd been suffering from her father. But I think she gave up doing porn after her miscarriage.
The Jessi Slaughter in this video is the girl who plays Rainbow Dash (great casting choice, IMO!) There's a potentially NSFW interview with Miss Not-Jessi here:
Loads of btards, and even Encyclopedia Dramatica, have all made the connection and speculated that she was THE Jessi Slaughter. So that's probably why she picked that stage name; like a Catie Wayne lookalike doing porn under the name Boxxy.
hm.. as far as I can tell, no porn star has used Boxxy Brown, just Meatwad's friend from Aqua Teen. That would've been a perfect 70s porn name. Ya done goofed, 1970s!
Dashie Slaughter is quite fetching. She's my ideal type - cute, punky, with a strong hint of lesbian. A few too many tattoos for my taste, but it's hard to find girls like that who aren't inked.
|Uulanbaatorbaby - 2014-07-02 |
Wow, that is a lot of exposition for a porno. I assume this is canon?
Strictly speaking, it's not canon, as it is a fan work and not endorsed by any legitimate sources of canon. However, it is surprisingly consistent with canon; they call Ponyville "Horseyville" for some reason, but other than that, it is very similar to the show. They even include some nods to popular fanon, like at the end, Twilight composes a letter to Princess Molestia.
|Xenocide - 2014-07-02 |
Is there a musical number?
Rodents of Unusual Size
Yes, there's a whole number later on called "Just Be Happy Because We Made a Pile of Shit."
|SteamPoweredKleenex - 2014-07-03 |
"Fuuking is magic?"
Is that a typo or some reference I'm not getting?
Maybe the two "U"s are supposed to look like horse shoes?
It's like how this movie involves 'staring' according to the titles
|BHWW - 2014-07-03 |
Someone nuke this planet into fucking dust already...yes I know that's "sort of" an over the top reaction, just deal with it.
|craptacular - 2014-07-04 |
why the terrorists hate us and why i hate us
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