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Desc:From KickAss (2010) So wrong, and so awesome!
Category:Classic Movies, Stunts
Tags:feminism, Kickass, I hate you JHM, hitgirl, chloe moretz
Submitted:John Holmes Motherfucker
Date:07/10/14
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John Holmes Motherfucker
Those little eyes so helpless and appealing
One day will flash and send you crashing through the ceiling...


http://youtu.be/rRsb9qyvofU

Hooker
Imagine every angry teenage boy's fantasy where he gets beat up and picked on and then gets revenge on everyone and has sex with the most attractive girl in school while also making her cry and suffer for caring about you. That's pretty much Kick-Ass, except it also has Cage doing a fun Adam West impression (briefly).
John Holmes Motherfucker
You've basically descibed everything I have to fast forward through to get to this scene. There must be a zillion movies with that basic premise, but none of them have this.

John Holmes Motherfucker
>>That's pretty much Kick-Ass, except it also has Cage doing a fun Adam West impression (briefly).

It strikes me as significant that you talk around the content of the actual clip. Hitgirl is the only thing that's interesting about KickAss, and everything else is a rather elaborately conventional system for placing Hitgirl in the story at enough of a distance that conventional minds can handle her, or, apparently, ignore her.

Adham Nu'man
Hitgirl is like a metaphor for Boxxy.

fluffy
The whole point to these movies is that Kick-Ass is a terrible "hero" and his ass is always being saved by his friends and his incredible luck. Hit Girl is the real hero in both movies.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Only if you think Boxxy is really scary. Some do, I suppose.
John Holmes Motherfucker
God, I used to know how these comments work.

The Mothership
am i the only one who is sick of jhm's penchant for underage girls?
Adham Nu'man
It's like he can't help himself.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Some of us are a little sick of hearing about it. I've submitted three Mae West clips. And see if you can find a clip of Boxxy that I submitted from before she was 20.

John Holmes Motherfucker
>>It's like he can't help himself.

It's more like "if you don't like it, you can suck my balls."

Adham Nu'man
JHM, you go out of your way to bring this shit upon yourself. You love the attention.

The video in and of itself would have gotten some five stars, some one stars, and a few comments about how Kick-ass is awesome/sucks. Oh but you had to add the tag "thank heaven for little girls" and then post a link to a pedo-tastic song submitted to youtube as part of "Jimmy Savile's Peado Playlist", thus making this all about yourself again.

Hooker
Of course he loves the attention. It's really strange to see a guy in his 50s (or whatever) going through the early and very basic stages of Internet attention whoring.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Who the fuck is Jimmy Saville? I submitted an ironic line from a 1950's musical and added the clip as a reference.

But the reaction was, of course, as predictable as gravity. Yes, I guess I expected that you were going to react to "GIGI" as if it was child pornography. Just because I know you're going to do something stupid doesn't make me responsible for your stupidity.

I don't really love the attention so much as I love watching you struggle with your conventional expectations. There's nothing in the record that indicates "a penchant for underage girls" because I am respectful, so I don't care. The more we go through this, the more comfortable I am with it.

Shall we continue? Fine. Let's see what you cunts can do now.

Adham Nu'man
http://youtu.be/TKd-vqb4YGM

BHWW
JHM doing nothing to dispel any notions anyone here has about him.

John Holmes Motherfucker
http://youtu.be/2JfjO1PZxXc

(Don't give a damn bout a bad reputation)

John Holmes Motherfucker
>>JHM doing nothing to dispel any notions anyone here has about him.

Me doing nothing to dispel any notions anyone here has about me.

Spaceman Africa
Boring clip to go along with a creepy shtick. You suck, JHMF.
John Holmes Motherfucker
At this point a one star from spaceman africa is sort of an anticlimax.

Spaceman Africa
Hey now, I'm no Maru or Chocolate Jesus

John Holmes Motherfucker
True. I looked you up, not as many one stars as I expected.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Hooker knows the score. He's the one who told me that I have a Lolita Complex. I looked it up, it means I'm an underage age girl with a penchant fpr seducing older men. Any fresh insights, Dr, Hooker?
Adham Nu'man
Checkmate!

Hooker
His research into the term exclusively involved him finding a book titled that on Amazon and filling in the blanks, for anyone wondering.

John Holmes Motherfucker
I asked you what the fuck it was.

You told me it was a book.

I looked up the book and read the reviews.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Okay I may not be remembering that correctly. Here's the whole thing if anyone wants to go through it, I sure don't.
John Holmes Motherfucker
http://www.poetv.com/video.php?vid=109266

Adham Nu'man
DOUBLE CHECKMATE!

John Holmes Motherfucker
Oh wait, here it is,


>>Hooker
>>It's a reference to a well known book. If I said you had a Homer Simpson complex, you wouldn't think it was a medical term.

You're right about the Homer Simpson thing, by the way.

Later you mock me for looking it up in Amazon because it's "One of the seminal novels of the 20th century" I wasn't even aware that it was a novel.

>>Of course he loves the attention. It's really strange to see a guy in his 50s (or whatever) going through the early and very basic stages of Internet attention whoring.

You're right. THIS kind of attention, I TOTALLY love!
John Holmes Motherfucker
I just posted this on that other page. I'm going to repost it here. This is also to Hooker

>>And you put on your white knight bullshit any time something involving young girls comes up here or elsewhere. I remember you taking a valiant stand for Miss Teen South Carolina's babbling incoherence as well, praising her quick wit.

>>You act impulsively and over-protective when the subject of young girls is brought up. It is really fucking creepy. Stop it.

My point about Miss South Carolina was that nobody could answer the question as asked. Somebody even asked Gore Vidal or someone like that, and he answered a different question. If you want to go over this with me any time, I welcome that.

You ever watch a movie like "Trading Places", and when you hear a character use a woerd like "Nigger", it's the movie's way of telling you that he's the bad guy?

When you say "White Knight" , it tells me that your opinions don't really matter. Women are attacked on the internet all the time, especially, but not exclusively, young women. I think that's creepy, and if you think I'm creepy for pointing it out, so creepy that you have a name for it, a name that goes along with a degrading sexist stereotype, I really can't give a shit about that. Mazel Tov.
John Holmes Motherfucker
I think Homer's going to be sorry he missed this.
Caminante Nocturno
Man, you guys think everyone's a pedophile.
John Holmes Motherfucker
God I love this!
EvilHomer
I like HitGirl.
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