Maybe one day, in the middle of a game, a bug will land on him and he'll start flailing like a maniac.
EvilHomer - 2014-10-31 The way he's acting seems to suggest that something DID get to him, something which he's been carrying around for years. That is not the behavior of a man who is ice cold and above all these pranks. That is the behavior of a man who has been burned, hard.
Caminante Nocturno - 2014-10-31 He had to choose between basketball and the dinosaur he loved.
He still wonders what might have been.
EvilHomer - 2014-11-01 Half-man half-dinosaur centaur hybrids. They would have torn shit up on the b-ball court, but Mr Green was worried that the inevitable Saturday Morning cartoon merchandise would tear his family apart.
That guy - 2014-11-01 It's like his truest fear is being embarrassed for flinching.