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Desc:I got one of these for Christmas. My friends with real snowboards mocked me (and rightfully so).
Category:Humor, Sports
Tags:80s, snowboards, black snow, shitty toys
Submitted:Jimmy Labatt
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I know nothing about snowboards. Is this like trying to impress your BMX friends by showing up on a brand-new Huffy?
No, a Huffy is still a real bicycle, even if it's shitty.

now if you showed up with a plastic 3-wheeler...

Jimmy Labatt
Yeah SolRo pretty much hit it on the head there

Jimmy Labatt
I had the middle one...the LEGEND

Jimmy Labatt
The fucking things had no edge at all; it was like going down the hill on a Krazy Karpet with bindings attached. Oh and they sold them at Toys R Us (in case you needed more convincing).

infinite zest
I was always a skier but I got one of these, but I think it was a knock-off of the Black Snow brand. They were fun for the few snow days in town because I lived on a hill but that's about it. I can't remember if this was before or after skiboarding became a thing. It was basically all the fun of standing up on a plastic sled. If the guy in this commercial is actually using one of these to do those tricks, I'm impressed. I couldn't do shit.

infinite zest
Also major props for ripping off Predator and ET in 29 seconds or less.

infinite zest
Also, I didn't grow up where "black snow" was really an issue because snow days happened once every 10 years, but when I was in snowy climates, "black snow" always referred to the shitty snow that's on the side of the road caused by cars and other man-made things. It's like if Mountain Dew released a Slurpee flavor at 7-11 and called it "yellow snow." Zappa taught me all about that.

Just a regular Mt. Dew Slurpee would BE Yellow Snow, wouldn't it?

blue vein steel
i guess Black Snow is to snowboards as Nash is to skateboards
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