|The Mothership - 2015-02-21 |
I imagined a Smoove B-like monologue about this product:
"Let me tell you baby, the products, chemicals and sweet perfumes that I put in my hair solely to please your senses, are and will always be of the highest quality. I never skimp with our succulent meals baby, and neither do pay less than top dollar for only the pimpinest do-jel. The product I currently use is so exclusive, so expensive that if you do not roll up and convince the sales clerk that you are a stone-cold-hustler-of-love already, they won't even sell it to you. By my commitment to making myself physically pleasing to you, will you know my desire to bone you hard, all night."