The Mothership I imagined a Smoove B-like monologue about this product:
"Let me tell you baby, the products, chemicals and sweet perfumes that I put in my hair solely to please your senses, are and will always be of the highest quality. I never skimp with our succulent meals baby, and neither do pay less than top dollar for only the pimpinest do-jel. The product I currently use is so exclusive, so expensive that if you do not roll up and convince the sales clerk that you are a stone-cold-hustler-of-love already, they won't even sell it to you. By my commitment to making myself physically pleasing to you, will you know my desire to bone you hard, all night."
kingarthur Morris Day would say it with more class.