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Desc:Shockingly exploitative of people in poverty by putting them through emotional hell for money.
Category:Horror, Stunts
Tags:Exploitation, reality tv, poverty, cbs, why everyone hates us
Submitted:Rodents of Unusual Size
Date:06/02/15
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Comment count is 51
chumbucket
Wow, TV can just suck it.
Old_Zircon
This is exactly what the "why the terrorists hate us" tag was made for.
takewithfood
It's not just the terrorists.

Rodents of Unusual Size
fixed. also: new tag!

Xenocide
The capitalists gods demand a sacrifice.
Prickly Pete
I hope when someone is finally desperate enough to open the briefcase, a bunch of those spring loaded plastic snake things shoot out.
infinite zest
Ew. I remember a few years ago when I was laid off and on unemployment and after rent I'd check my bank account and I'd see .50 or something.. now I'm like back in the thousandaire club and don't know what to do with the money.
chumbucket
Did you "pull yourself up by your bootstraps"?

infinite zest
Naw.. I had friends to help me out and give me a place to stay. I was there for them when they were homeless and vice versa, but it took a while for me to find something that I liked and was profitable that I wouldn't be fired from immediately, like so many call-center/canvassing jobs..

That guy
WHAT IF..... YOU MET A FAMILY.... WHO NEEDED A COUCH TO CRASH ON..... EVEN MORE...... THAN YOU DID?

That guy
(turns out, there are two couches)

infinite zest
I think if someone picked me or however you get on this show, I'd use the money to buy about a thousand quality briefcases and send them back to CBS.

chumbucket
Ghost stars for That guy.

Or better, use the cash to buy a bunch of illegal drugs you then hand out to homeless kids. ONE TO GROW ON

Doomstein
If they picked me I'd buy a thousand identical marionettes and mail them to the TV executive's children every day for two years along with post cards depicting walruses wearing different types of fancy hats. Also I may need to use some of the money to pay a private investigator to keep track of said children. So ok, 900 marionettes, the cards, and some volcanic rocks with the rune for "fear" carved into them.

EvilHomer
Yeah, there was a time, not too long ago, when I literally could not afford to buy Chinese takeout. Now I'm sitting on five figures and I have no idea what to do with it all, except maybe buy an Oculus when that comes out.

If I got the briefcase, I'd probably invest it, half to a medical marijuana dispensary my crustie friend is planning on opening, half to the 3D-printed artificial-heart-valves-and-dental-implants company my VA chemist friend is starting. I might save a couple thousand to help a few local authors finally publish their books.

If any of these ventures return a profit, then the other briefcase family is free to take a cut.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Evil Homer, it is my secret (now shared with the internet) dream to have enough money to form my own small press some day and publish whatever the hell I want. I think that would be an amazing thing to do, if you ever do it, let me know!

infinite zest
I forgot to add that some 1 in 10 of those 1000 briefcases would be filled with bees. The rest of the money would go to research into how to save the dwindling bee population.

Cena_mark
Right wingers are always talking about the pulling of bootstraps, yet they do everything in their power to make bootstrap pulling impossible. Things like a higher minimum wage and free community college would do amazing things for bootstrap pullers. Its like the Right doesn't even want us to have bootstraps to pull.

infinite zest
I only have bootstraps to pull because my ex worked at a shoe store and hooked me up with a sweet pair of Fryes.

infinite zest
For a little over minimum wage

Rodents of Unusual Size
I like the idea of this beecase.

yogarfield
I need some money. SEND ME SOME MONEY

infinite zest
You might get the moneys or you might geet the beecase! In the future a scientist may discover a link to the bee population going down and briefcases because bees can't breathe in briefcases. I'm just writing this from the future to stop myself from doing it. You don't think it's a big deal now, IZ, and I know you hate getting stung, but you do not want to do what you're thinking about doing.

kingarthur
It is my dream, Oh Internet, to one day have enough money to afford my own place again. I'm tired of living with family for the past ten years.

Oscar Wildcat
Jaw droppingly cruel. I can't think of a more socially corrosive way to educate people about the prisoner's dilemma.
Old_Zircon
I did a mercifully brief stint in insurance, so I can think of a few.

The Mothership
Awful.
Binro the Heretic
This is the sort of thing that ends in torches, pitchforks & guillotines.
betabox
Oh, if only it would. Sadly our society is too complacent.

yogarfield
The equivalent of a billionaire tossing cash off a balcony to see how the rabble rouses.
Oscar Wildcat
It does kinda have that "Magic Christian" vibe to it.

Doomstein
A millionaire tosses down cash, a billionaire has supercars filled with gold bars dropped onto the rabble from helicopters and has his lawyers pay off the next of kin.

John Holmes Motherfucker
"Reality TV", still the biggest oxymoron ever.
BHWW
It's sort of like "The Millionaire", as re-imagined for reality TV by a group of chuckling sadists.
chumbucket
Feels more like Deal Or No Deal meets Wife Swap

dairyqueenlatifah
Ah yes, they had to pit the all 'murrikan Texan family against the interracial lesbian couple.

Not sure what everyone is so offended about. Sure it's in poor taste and exploitative as hell, but what reality show isn't? It's all blatantly scripted anyway.
Rodents of Unusual Size
I think if they had made it a different way it could have been more acceptable, morally speaking. Like, if the family in question knew in advance that the money wasn't theirs to keep, and that they had to use it for someone else, and then giving them a choice of families to give it to, but the catch is they have to meet all of the families, who don't know they are going to get any money and think the reality series is going to be about something else. For the family that doesn't get chosen by the family, they get something else they need from the network, so everyone is happy.

See that would have been better than having people crying hysterically over the moral dilemma of keeping or giving away money they actually sorely need.

EvilHomer
I think it's offensive because it's TV. It doesn't matter what the message is or what the artistic value may or may not be; reality TV is something we have been conditioned to be offended by, and frankly that's a good thing, because fuck CBS and everyone who works there.

John Holmes Motherfucker
Yeah, I sort of agree with Homer. If this was some kind of psychological study it wouldn't be that bad, but putting it on TV as packaged entertainment is horrible. Its like showing films of the Milgram experiment about obedience to authority, and every time the test subject thinks he's giving someone a shock, adding a laugh track.

Old_Zircon
Wasn't one of the major networks in the early stages of producing a show that more or less duplicated the Stanford prison experiment about a decade ago, before finding about about the ACTUAL Stanford prison experiment and, in a move that seems quaintly tasteful by today's reality TV standards, halting production?

Binro the Heretic
I remember a "real" version of "The Beverly Hillbillies" that was scrapped due to outrage.

Seriously, they were going to take some poor rural family, stick them in a mansion and let "hilarity" ensue.

Rodents of Unusual Size
Wow...Binro, that's...horrible. All of these ideas for reality shows are incredibly dystopian. When I was a kid I read Fahrenheit 451 and it was one of the most seminal things I ever read, but I always remembered the wife being completely unable to do anything but interact with fake virtual people with these television screens. I used to obsess over that scene and how brutally horrific it would be if people couldn't stop interacting with a false reality while the world fell apart around them.

Doomstein
I don't understand why these lazy poors can't just work for their dad's company if they're out of money. Did they already blow their trust fund that everyone gets when they're 21 or something? Lay off the Krug and switch to Dom Pérignon for fuck's sake.
PegLegPete
The only time people in the US see our poor and desperate on television is when we're mocking them for entertainment.

"If you made it - why can't they? Somethings wrong with them; stop making excuses."

I hear that over and over again. It's bullshit. Class mobility is broken. Capitalism is broken. We're creating more and more methods of indebtedness and no one who has anything will help. We can go to work, come home, and insulate ourselves from everything else with myriad distractions - real and virtual - and profit from the suffering at the same time.

Pure evil.
Doomstein
Capitalism is working as intended.

Ryo-Cokey
I have to admit, getting gladitorial combat legal again has taken longer than I thought after the advent of reality TV.

Maybe GoT will give network executives some ideas.

SolRo
We're getting there...remember that in the 80s a UFC-style fight was something that you had to go watch illegally or to Thailand.

Cena_mark
This is like one of those trailers that is shown within the universe of a dystopian black comedy. I'd buy that for a dollar.
Old_Zircon
This is one of those trailers that is shown within the universe of a dystopian black comedy. I'd buy that for a dollar.

Spit Spingola
CBS presents a new reality show: BEES! You can either have a whole swarm of angry bees let loose in your house or share the swarm with another family in poverty who we're sure will not want to get stung by many, many angry bees. You either take all the bees or you're an asshole. Maybe split the swarm 50/50? And then at the end of the show both families get bees.
Rodents of Unusual Size
the dog should also have bees in its mouth and when it barks, bees should fly out.

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