Decision: best place to film this, hallway.
Bike pump groans of the dying.
This is why we need to cut the inheritance tax!
What poeTV is for!
|Scrotum H. Vainglorious |
Nice to see millennial doing something funny for once.
I would love to see a version of this that could be believably spliced together with the huffing gone wrong video at the tail end.
HE MADE ME CUM!
|infinite zest |
I watched this on the toilet. Broken-hearted.
My grandfather saw somebody die this way.
Well not quite this way, some fool at the paper mill tried to scare a coworker by sneaking up behind him and blowing air on his ass from the industrial compressor, and it blew up his anus and ruptured his large intestine.
BUT CLOSE ENOUGH.
Yikes! Somebody at an office I used to work at sat down really hard on A hydraulic office chair and it broke the spring or something sending it right up his ass. That's why I sit lightly on those things or not at all.
Nope, although I think I'm confusing two stories. I think the guy who died from the compressed air happened at the paper mill where my FATHER worked after high school (same mill) the season before he started, and it had led to a serious crackdown on who was allowed to use the compressed air. The death my grandfather witnessed was a guy getting chopped up in a pulper while it was being cleaned. Story is they had to send in a coworker who was a medic in WWII to collect the parts because nobody else could handle it.
I also heard a story from one of my father's (now retired) coworkers' nephew, who was a career navy man, about somebody having their colon prolapsed in a freak vacuum-toilet accident on his ship, but I always suspected he was making it up.
Funny, because an air compressor seems like it could fix a prolapse in a pinch.
Not really, I mean, imagine your asshole exploding like a hotdog in a microwave while it's OUTSIDE of your body.
|Jet Bin Fever |
See, not so funny when it isn't happening in a cartoon, is it.
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