Lurchi I like dik-diks so I was looking them up on Google. Unfortunately I discovered that dik-dik hunting is a thing. Unless you want to be unimaginably depressed don't ever do an image search -- dumb fat assholes with smug grins standing over their tiny prey. Truly disgusting and upsetting.
Hazelnut Man if you're hunting for dik you better the hell be in the Castro.