Hail Goog..., I mean Satan!
I was at a local church today for a car show and BBQ. Pulled up the app to find that it was a pokestop, and that the gym nearby was named for my best friend's uncle who actually built the church.
On the drive home, another church had a picture of Pikachu on their billboard along with something along the lines of "Catch some pokemon AND some Jesus"
My favorite pokestop I've found so far is "The Yellow Fever of 1855"
Virginia is just full of history.
(whisper) Just tell them you were playing the game with a young relative to keep them out of trouble.
I'm very curious which pokemon spawned in the church. I'm hoping it was Pinsir.
The thing about cyberdemons is that they don't take the additional splash damage from rockets that most enemies do, so something plasma based is actually a better choice.
What a wonderful and magical time we live in!
The worst part is, Satan probably would play Pokemon.
So if I made an app called "Actual Demon Summoner" that let people use Google Maps to summon giant dildo monsters that have buttsex with the buildings, would that be theologically sound?
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