The story in case you haven't heard of it yet.

http://tinyurl.com/j2vfwfp

Good thing he was white, blond, frat bro or else he might have been shot what with murdering two people and and then eating the corpse! But, thankfully, he wasn't sitting unarmed, peacefully, with his hands up.

You know sometimes you just got learn for yourself what human flesh taste like, like you know what I mean?

What is it with PCP and those sorts of things and face eating? Why not toes or elbows? Do faces look particularly delicious under those conditions?

Real sweet kid, honor student. Had a bright future, played the clarinet. Such a shame that the media is only talking about his face-eating.

No ordinary hallucinogens... Fly by night contraband from Chinese chemists that are probably connected to the regime and wish to bring upon us a new opium.

Advanced stage affluenza is a terrible thing.

Did he save face for later?

He was wearing a MAGA hat while gettin dat protein.

Uh... Bradster?