You'll never believe what happened to me when I was 13. One day, after school, the hottest of the hot cheerleaders accidentally locked us in the Satanic Sanctum at lunch time while I was helping her with her algebra, ...
So Alex Jones is the true Baron against the Demons. Satan sent Donna Pervervm back in time but her helicopter pads and Maybachs were no match for the his resonant purity.
This happened to me too. Half-naked Junior and Senior devil cheerleaders shoving Marilyn Manson CDs at me and hissing "Listen to them, listen to them all you little Protestant-raised seed bin and we'll fuck you, we'll fuck out your SOUL."