The girl who calls herself a "witten" is twenty-goddamn-six.

I bet she's absolutely fantastic in bed. Shout out to her parents for adopting her kid. If things don't work out, the only thing to do is to try again.

Friends were asking me to go this year, but the border is going to be a pain, not to mention the logistical nightmare possibility of testing positive for Covid despite double vax and not being able to fly back.

Maybe I'll go with them next year and provide a trip report.

Guy at 1:54 is my favorite, what basement did they let him out of?

Sorry, gotta take a star off for the editing.