I’ve accidentally driven the wrong way down a one-way street, I sure as hell didn’t have a demented old man attached to the front of my car as a result
I am yet to be convinced that the person who is accelerating INTO the crazy old man is the hero of this story, no matter what kind of hat they may be wearing, even if it's a pussy hat.
5'd for how it almost poetically sums them up.
They will not stop sucking away at your life force till they're dead. Before then they'll just cling like tumors doing everything they can to make your life suck more. Yeah, it sounds edgy and maybe it is but I had some very personal life experiences with the lot and grown embittered.