SolRo - 2023-05-12
LJ; I started dating again recently. Wasn’t as bad as I thought it would be. And I found a nice lady that to my surprise finds me attractive and interesting. Weird times we live in.
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ashtar. - 2023-05-12 Good for you! Also, have you met straight men? Women interested in them must, of necessity, have pretty low standards. As long as you're only, like, mildly emotionally abusive and shower more than once a week you're probably in the top 10% of available dudes.
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ashtar. - 2023-05-12 If you're trying to pick up twinks, though, you better hit the gym and the salon and your fashion had better be on fucking point, you gross loser.
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yogarfield - 2023-05-13 Just committing to put a pin in this. I'm only here for the toxicity.
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Cena_mark - 2023-05-12
I just want to remind everyone that the real Batman would never record such a message. Batman is scientific and therefore knows there is no such thing as porn addiction.
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garcet71283 - 2023-05-13 Batman’s raging porn addiction would lead him to claim such things.
Make sure you wash your hands after using the Batputer.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2023-05-12
Not Kevin Conroy ∴ Not the real Batman ∴ Does porn addiction* even harder
*Whatever that is.
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duck&cover - 2023-05-12 Origin story of the villain Overfap.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2023-05-13 Overfap style guide for artists: Overfap has loads of pipes and apparatus like Bane, but rather than leading to a mask, the pipes lead to an oversized codpiece.
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Mr. Purple Cat Esq. - 2023-05-13 Overfap abilities:
He comes every 5 seconds. So he has *permanent* post-nut-clarity of the highest order. This makes him *even more* logical and industrious than batman.
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cognitivedissonance - 2023-05-13
Eroto-Comatose Lucidity >>>>>>>> Post-Nut-Clarity
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garcet71283 - 2023-05-13
Batman’s parents were killed by a porn addict.
It’s true.
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