This is like if a giant spaceship came out of nowhere and started tossing diamonds at you. People would react the exact same way.
|Testicles of Doom |
I'm glad that places like this still exist in the world.
Well, this one place anyway.
Just leave them alone.
Man, natives, cover your shame already!
|Meatsack Jones |
You realize they are probably hella advanced and are laughing quietly at our antics.
From the Wiki entry:
"They are actively hostile to unknown intruders requiring frequent shows of peaceful intent before allowing outsiders to COME INTO ARROW RANGE." (caps mine)
Give them credit cards. In a week they will be just like us
Oh, stop toying with them. Just give them the smallpox and be done with it already.
Coconuts to isolated civilizations: OK.
Coca-cola bottles to isolated civilizations: not OK.
Awww, but then you can watch the natives go on all kinds of crazy adventures involving bumbling but loveable biologists, bumbling but loveable guerilla revolutionaries, and the evils of white capitalist society! Bet you could even make a film out of it, too.
|Caminante Nocturno |
A major breakthrough in the field of foreign relations?
Way to smack a girl in the head with a coconout: -1:55
|Spastic Avenger |
they will have seen other people before. don't but into the 19th century 'pristine savage' bullshit. no human population lives alone.
After killing a couple hungover fishermen who drifted to their island:
"The Indian coast guard tried to recover the bodies using a helicopter but was met by a hail of arrows."
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