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Pandatronic - 2007-10-26

Anybody who 1-stars this is missing the point of Portal of Evil.

takewithfood - 2007-10-27

Thank you for getting that in there right away.

Jimmy Labatt - 2007-10-26

I just...I just...ugh

Xiphias - 2007-10-26

am I crazy or did the birthday cake jesus made have angel wings

fluffy - 2007-10-27

It had some sort of bird sitting on top of it. Because duck shit makes everything taste better.

KnowFuture - 2007-10-27

Does this being made by a Something Awful goon make it ironic?

Midnight Man - 2007-10-27

Is that the Fonz?

Wombles - 2009-10-21

Maybe it's supposed to be Judas, he looks regretful.

Maggot Brain - 2007-10-27


Samisyosam - 2007-10-27

Good to know that furry Mary Magdalene could still buy designer jeans and tanktops back in the day.

a flaming monkey - 2008-01-06

nah, I think that's just supposed to be one of the flock...A misguided lioness-woman prostitute who has found the lord.

...Also, 'Happy Birthday Captain Congar'...????

What THE Fuck?!

Knaaks - 2007-10-27

Did all the furries have a big meeting without me and decide that Jesus was always going to be a lion? Would I be shunned forever if I drew a picture of Jesus as a wolf or something?

Doctor Arcane - 2007-10-27

Wasn't he historically a lamb?

B. Weed - 2007-10-27

It's a Narnia thing.

Rodents of Unusual Size - 2007-10-27

My vote is for anthropomorphic carp.

Hugo Gorilla - 2007-10-27

Christ was the Lion of Judah, the Lamb of God, and a Fisher of Men.

So maybe a Lion/Lamb/Carp hybrid wouldn't be too far off the mark. Or maybe each animal could be the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost, respectively.

Either way I'm not going to rate this seeing as this was made by a SA goon and probably a joke.

a flaming monkey - 2008-01-06

Sould be monkey Jesus, to piss off the anti-evolutionists.

manfred - 2007-10-27

Ironically, this video proves the non-existence of God

Cap'n Profan!ty - 2007-10-27

oh god the retarded it burns

Doctor Arcane - 2007-10-27

But animals don't have souls, and were created to serve man-kind. Theology fail!

glasseye - 2007-10-27

Two insanely retarded tastes together for extra idiocy!

longwinded - 2007-10-27




Spike Jonez - 2007-10-27

*throbbing migraine commences*
*blinks away tears of pain*
Just what the fuck is wrong with christians/furries?
*embollism in "furry" section of brain swells further*

baleen - 2007-10-27

I can assure you most Christians would probably find this pretty repugnant as well.

Pandatronic - 2007-10-27

Check the comments. Hearing the equivalent of "yiff in hell" from real Christians is a riot.

Big Muddy - 2007-10-27

"We do not believe in dualism"

First I was thinking he meant duality, then I realized that's a mathmatic concept. So hooray, Non-dualistic birthday chicken!

Repomancer - 2007-10-27


Uulanbaatorbaby - 2007-10-27

How DARE they!? Everyone knows Jesus was a ferret!

Janusian Soul - 2007-10-27

Wrong, every legitimate Christian Furry knows Jesus was from Africa so therefore, ergo, he must be a rhinoceros/leopard/gorilla/angel hybrid.

Stopheles - 2007-10-27

"I asked him, 'Lord, why are there only four sets of paw-prints in the sand during the points in my life when I needed you most?'"

Hooker - 2007-10-27

Five for still somehow having the implied sexual undertones.

Endoris - 2007-10-27

-5 for not using morphing to turn people Jesus into animal Jesus.

cognitivedissonance - 2007-10-27

Remember that scene in Star Trek where Captain Kirk defeated the evil computer by being illogical?


Xenocide - 2007-10-27

Buddha, meanwhile, is a Platypus. He just is.

RomancingTrain - 2007-10-27

When did SA go soft on the furry problem?

eatenmyeyes - 2007-10-28

The novelty wore off. It is still ban worthy, but Helldump mostly goes after pedophiles lately. Some even have 'furry immunity' meaning they cannot be banned for that alone.

thebaronsdoctor - 2008-05-26

Lowtax realized he could make more money by letting furries in.

Caminante Nocturno - 2007-11-02

Oh, that's right. I hate these people. Thanks, video.

tamago - 2007-12-10

Hate who? Christians or furries?

j lzrd / swift idiot - 2008-08-11

The answer is yes.

charmlessman - 2008-03-25

I just learned that combining two things I hate does not result in double the hate. It results in hate squared.

thebaronsdoctor - 2008-05-26

I don't even know how to respond to this...thing

oogaBooga - 2008-05-30

The bird on top of the jesuscake is there like the sprinkles on our icecream - it's a topping for the lions.

GusPlease - 2008-06-17

This is fake. Reasonably entertaining, but fake.

DMKA - 2008-06-21

Yes, but "Christian Furries" really do exist. Lots of them. Google at your own peril.

rev.dinosaur - 2008-09-23

Even furry Jesus is white.

bopeton - 2008-10-07


I'd hit that angel.

CornOnTheCabre - 2008-10-12

it sure wouldve saved the Romans alot of trouble if they couldve just fed Christians to Jesus

Old People - 2012-10-26

For you.

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