I've been wanting to see this forever thank you so much for submitting it.

"Why can't we settle this all Christian-like?" BECAUSE YOU'RE HOLDING A GUN, DUDE.

OH MY GOD A RUBBER

MY NAME IS CHUCK.

R. Kelly is the new Orson Welles, and this is his masterpiece.

what the -TOOT-??

I... uh... Jesus.

You can't grasp the majesty until you've seen parts 6-12, especially the last three. Check the wiki.

I think it may be intentional? Maybe? I hope?

While watching this, I swear to god a tear really did fall up out my eye.

Mangum opus, indeed.

For a guy who's got everyone at gunpoint, he sure is a wuss

AND I PULL OUT MY GUUUN!!!

This is what happens when you're stupid and your production crew hates you

i'm just waiting for him to pee on someone

The disgruntled, angry, frustrated sex scene made this for me.

AND I'M SITTING THERE LIKE WHAT THE FUCK

Oh man.

Watching the rest of the available chapters, I have to say that I find R.Kelly's notions of the progression of time hilarious.

Sexiest sex talk ever.