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Desc:creepy pedo villain from chitty chitty bang bang
Category:Classic Movies, Horror
Tags:pedophile, nightmare fuel, chitty chitty bang bang, child catcher
Submitted:bavariankumquat
Date:03/11/08
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Comment count is 26
baleen

I completely blanked this scene from my mind. That's pretty fucking creepy for a child to watch, but we used to raise tougher children. My parents would read me the original Grimm's with all the amputations and murders, and maybe that's why I love them so much.
Cheese
Yes, My parents would also read to me the Grimm version of CHITTY CHITTY FUCKING BANG BANG.

baleen

Please stop yelling at me.

cognitivedissonance
I'm one of the rare few proud owners of a Child Catcher action figure. It's staring down at me now. I have often wondered how much of Marilyn Manson's act is directly stolen from this guy.

Also, Benny Hill cameo.
garcet71283
5 stars because I looked up that action figure... and it disturbs me greatly but also warms my heart that we would do this to a generation of children.

Would've gotten a proverbial 6 stars if he wore clown makeup, thereby pushing this into unfathomable levels of nightmare material.

Innocent Bystander
That's good parenting.

"Oh no here comes that child-catcher person. Don't go there, kids! Don't! Oh no, if only I could do something more than stand and yell..."
cognitivedissonance
That's not their parent. Their parent and his true-love-of-two-days are concurrently in the castle of the child-hating king, putting on a deeply disturbing song and dance number involving robot fetishization.

Innocent Bystander
You don't have to be someone's actual parent to parent them.

That's right, I like to verb words.

RandomFerret
'Parent' is a verb.
'Verb' is not.

rulestein
Q: Did you hear about the Jewish pedophile?

A: He was offering to sell candy to children.
citrusmirakel
There's no ice cream in that carriage. Clearly there's no freezer.

Stupid fucking kids, serves you right.
Camonk
What I like is how he dumps any pretense whatsoever and is just all, Yeah I've got a cage on my wagon and I'm carryin' children in it. What're you gonna do, local constabulary?
Cinnamon Imperialist
Especially how he throws off his colorful overcoat and parades around in clothes he stole from Mary Poppins.

cognitivedissonance
He IS the local constabulary! I wish this movie wasn't so fucked up, but he's a paid official of the king!

Camonk
See, that is an interesting fact, one among the hundreds that I've forgotten about this movie.

SARS
I've never seen this before - but that man is my new absolute hero
snothouse
Not in the book.
DrVital
Neither, almost ironically, is James Bond

racetraitor
This scene pissed me off when I was younger because those kids are fucking idiots and you never take candy from creepy men. They deserve to be carted off in a cage.
dead_cat
Jesus christ
Jeff Fries
Pederasty is so much more complicated today.
Caminante Nocturno
I'm pretty sure the Internet has made it less complicated, actually.

zatojones
I'm glad I never saw this movie as a kid
Xiphias
it would be a lot easier to steal those kids if you kept the giant cage covered up. Cheaper, too.
poples
Lollie pops! Ice cream! Rape pudding!

Kids. What a bunch of bastards. Serves them right.
yourdeadgirlfriend
Lmao me and my brother were talking about this movie a few days ago and I vaguely recalled this scene and explained it. He kept telling me I was full of shit.
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