She dated with DANGER.
A fine example of what to do when there is nothing left to say in a relationship.
I bet the ride home was REALLY awkward.
|Jeff Fries |
I bet she wished she had worn more than jeans and a tank top.
Here's another thing that needs to happen a thousand times a day.
Then it would only fill most of one hour, if my phone calculator is correct. This should happen constantly, which would be 28,800 times a day, roughly.
I'm very, very bored.
This would have to be the one day he didn't wear his IF YOU CAN READ THIS, THE BITCH FELL OFF shirt
|Caminante Nocturno |
It was going to be four stars until I noticed how many times I replayed it.
|Aubrey McFate |
"Be back later, hon."
Whenever I see some douche shooting by me on the highway at 100 mph on one of these things I always think of this video and smile.
That's what kids these days call da Superman.
Wanna kill that schadenfrued of yours nice and quick?
I AM NEVER GETTING ON ONE OF THESE FUCKING THINGS. EVER.
There's nothing wrong with bikes if you dress properly.
I've known a lot of cycle enthusiasts and old fashion biker dudes in my extended family, and the only ones who EVER got any serious injuries were the ones who rode without the right clothes/protection and the ones who drove drunk.
Short and sweet, indeed.
This is the very embodiment of the "short and sweet" tag.
Nope it's still there. Next time you ride wear some fucking leathers you dumb bitch.
|j lzrd / swift idiot |
Those crotchrocket bikes terrify me.
exactly the right length.
I have a friend that would murder me if she knew I laughed at this.
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