Would have been even better if it'd been "FIND TEH FAT KID" and then he searches for it and in the end IT'S HIS OWN SELF and stuff!
revdrew I was waiting for that. Like, this CG video game character all bursts into the room and starts stabbing him in slow motion, blood all splattering on the TV screen before fading to black and text.
Adramelech Hilariously insulting to both parents and children. Not surprisingly, the site seems to have little content aside from the ads, baseless scare statistics and a link to buy their revolutionary SWITCH system which you need to save your children's lives.
revdrew Congrats, kid. You're now officially the fatty with a stomach ogre at school.
Xenocide This ad contains a logical fallacy: not even the fattest, laziest kid would play this boring-ass game. "Find the ogre?" I could be blasting Objectivist mutants under the sea right now! Fuck your ogre!
Caminante Nocturno What do you want me to do with the ogre when I find him, you pussies? I hope you've planned for what to do with an ogre corpse, because there's no way I'm going to just "find" his ass.
Camonk I'm not gonna play this game unless you can get past the ogre by sneaking or talking to him too.