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It would be more effective if he said it in a spooky voice with a flashlight under his face.
DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!
Dear God. This man is still our president.
That was incredible
As we speak, vampyres at are gathering at camp Dracula. Years of dedicated LARPing have prepared them for this day. The fedayeen werewolves don't stand a chance.
And then he shapeshifted into a lizard man.
I love how dramatically he turns the page.
Um...pull the string?
He's really running out of material.
To be fair, Camp Dracula is a pretty badass name.
I'm five starring the name camp dracula right fucking now
my camp is going to be called Camp Chocula
that one is reserved for one of the African armies
I'm sure it would be taken if there happened to be an Afro-Romanian population.
You're thinking of CAMP BLACULA.
Mister President, Camp Werewolf has been bombed in the nards!
'Camp Dracula' is a movie that needs to be made
Just this once, for like thirty seconds, I seriously wanted to vote for this guy.
He said that shit in all seriousness.